— I managed to find this dress in there, but not a stitch
of underwear.
— No underwear? I find that very interesting.
— Don’t excite yourself. I never sleep with a man who
owns a dress.
— Oh, neither do I.

There are some things worth risking your life… freedom, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect egg salad recipe. – JPRoscoe76

Still an hilarious, non-P.C. party picture. – Glenn Erickson