— Happy birthday, Mother dear.
— Who’s that?
— Gilbert.
— …
— Gilbert.
— Gilbert who?
— Your son Gilbert.
— Oh yes. The one I never recognize.
— …
— Are there any more sons of mine here?

A silly, forgettable sex comedy that is a star vehicle for Sophia Loren […]. It was an absolute chore getting through this sloppily presented glossy period costume piece, a box-office flop. — Dennis Schwartz