When love comes in
And takes you for a spin
Ooh la la la, c’est magnifique
When every night
Your loved one holds you tight
Oo la la la, c’est magnifique
But when one day
Your loved one drifts away
Oo la la la, it is so tragique
But when once more
She whispers je t’adore
C’est magnifique

A vulgar and lackluster version of Cole Porter’s musical set in Gay Paree in 1896 […]. When Russian leader Nikita Khrushchev visited Hollywood, he was taken to the studio to watch them film a scene. He then ripped the film as indecent. Who knew he was such a good film critic? — Dennis Schwartz

To sum up : Can-Can can’t. — Paul Mavis